Congrats! You are hardstuck! Like really hardstuck. Everything is your teammates fault, there's always a smurf on the other team, you're lagging, your camera settings aren't right. So what do we do? We're going to hone in on why you arent able to rank up. We will work on your speed, your consistency, and your boost management which are all non existent because lets be honest, you suck. And you wouldn't be here if you didn't need help.

I've yelled at you, alot. By now, you realize why you suck, but are still doing the dumb things. Now is the time to push through and learn something new. We will implement playing so fast you'll be uncomfortable. And making you better at recoveries. But you will still be terrible. Like seriously you're still bad.

At this point, you should be up a full rank from where we started(d1 to c1) (c1 to gc1) Now we need to keep you there. Your opponents are faster. They are super consistent(no they arent, but they feel like they are) They are faster to the ball, and hit the ball harder. You need to learn how to counter that so you can stop their advances. But you can't because you keep whiffing, shitflipping, going for boost over ball, and hitting the ball with your purse.

By now you've started winning more than losing, but you arent quite ranking up as fast as you want. That's because Your decision making still sucks, and so do your rotations. Lets work on those.

Look, I can't help you anymore. At this point I've yelled at you, made fun of your gameplay, Pointed out how bad you are at boost management and rotations. Your backboard defense is non existent and you still don't know the right time to challenge. But that's ok. We fix it all during this last session(no we don't, you are still garbage) But maybe, Just maybe by this point you have learned something, but probably not.