LEARN HOW TO PLAY ON SINGLE JOYCON (BUY ME BUY ME BUY ME)
I made some pretty banger runs on wifi Tournaments with the sacred single joycon. So I will teach you how to become one with the JoyCon. What better way than to beat the shit out of someone at a local or wifi tournament with a literal single fucking joycon to embarrass them as much as possible. I will HANDCAM my Single Joycon playing so I do not seem like a LIAR! Do not fret my child!